“It’s [current year] blazing saddles.”

“It’s Martian manhunter but demon in a bottle”

“It’s Dracula, but from Dracula’s perspective.”

They’re interesting premises and easily understood. I can’t knock smith for choosing them. You never know what’ll end up on the editor’s floor. There might have been a better cut somewhere in there

Had I been raped as an infant by an immortal who would eventually go on to become an avid twitter user, I wouldn’t kill millions of people, but I would certainly think about it.

Ah, I gotcha now. Yeah, it’s definitely just goatse+1 penis. The spout and sink aren’t even reminiscent of any plumbing I’ve ever seen.

I mean, it’s legit in that the sticker exists. Whether there was an uproar over the sticker’s usage, which I believe seems unlikely, I smell something fishy.

The modern internet is such a weird place. A gypsy market within a fully stocked library that also houses a compendium of games. I don’t love it.

After searching around for a bit, and finding only a single Etsy listing for this sticker, I’ve come to the conclusion that this is an ad for that overpriced sticker.

With soup

From what I understand, green potatoes are rendered harmless by boiling, as the poisons are water soluble. Though they are not rendered inactive by boiling, they are diffused through the water, rendering it inadvisable to reuse for boiling other foods. Following that, harvesting these poisons is relatively easy and a good way to get Cheney, that asshole, to keep to his own fucking food.

Not disagreeing, trying to keep food waste down.

entire hog carcass

Oh no, you’re getting select cuts of offal and skin and water retention agents.

You nailed my current distro like an unattended canine in front of a cheap restaurant!

Just grilled beside the meat burgers at like 650ish. I’d never choose to eat it again, personally. Not just because of the texture, but the salt. I can’t use my salted burger spice mixes on a patty so pre-laden with salt. I usually make mushroom burgers instead. Certainly better for my blood pressure

I can’t eat bread anymore, but the egg wash on that dog’s face would inevitably compel me to take a bite. That’s a good looking dog face

I sound like someone who enjoys writing hyperbole.

But to continue the bit a bit more, you sound like someone who serves subpar food near cherished pets.

impossible burger

I’d rather kick a dog to death than eat one of these monstrosities. A creamy center is the sort of debasement that no one deserves to experience in their burger. I understand that not everyone shares my opinion, and I can accept that they are so fundamentally wrong that they should not be considered human. It is not just acceptable, it is a moral imperative to excise these subhumans from the our cities.

Mushroom, red bean, and grain burgers are the right choice.

reuploaded their gif for you

Big bird’s mouth is one of like 3 hard surfaces on a muppet’s body. Everyone has the eyes, but big bird has a stiff, hunter’s peck. If I had more time, I’d write a snippet on it

Genuinely, I believe this originates from their family preventing them from filling up on bread at restaurants.

To be fair, the entirety of the staff is Hispanic.

I do the same thing. Enduring and expanding upon the intrusions until you can line the frame with flesh was the way I finally managed to make use of my personal oddities. Don’t fear articulating and affirming for your own benefit!

Although it took years of active observation and desire and effort to finally wind my way to the low plateau I’ve found

That’s also sweet. I know I’d have had a difficult time controlling myself at different points. Thank you for maintaining the positivity

10000 wasps? No. No, thank you.

10000 bees?? Were I a betting man, I would bet against a positive outcome. But I’m not a betting man, I’m a curious lover. And to be honest, I don’t know where that factors into this life altering decision