So, ibs has an unknown cause, right? Does it persist indefinitely in donated organs or does it eventually subside? I might have it, albeit undiagnosed, so I got curious as I’m an organ donor

taylorswiftshemorrhoid

Now I’m imagining a new South Park episode

“Used tae be tha wed coont in tha hundreds. Now shae cuts us oot waekleh. Ahm tha last of ma kaend.”

Am is.

As someone who relatively frequently stresses out over the absence of pollinators in their area, I wish it were benefitting big fly. As it stands, it benefits only big roach.

In this age of rapid slang development, corruption, and disposal, I do not envy future historians

One of 3 things will happen in the future, and none of the 3 things will involve putting a wealthy man in any state of duress. The doge kids might see courtrooms, though!

They just seemed like incredibly stupid criminals. The most fallible idiots that musk could muster from le twtiter armie. It was wholly expected, at least by me. Hitler did the same thing with the brown shirts. Just take some prospectless doofuses, make them feel important, and point them in a direction.

I hate everything so goddamn much.

Catfish? What do you mean? Would you really call a delicate, wet creature like me a catfish?

As their song goes, “there’s a schism between us, baby.” Or, perhaps more relevantly, “it’s like he’s theologically 46 and mentally 2” from their album Vaginal Biome Destruction.

Thanks! I’ve definitely put work into getting this swimmer’s body

Bro, what? Why would you say that? You’re crazy. What? No. I’m definitely that. Here’s a nude pic to confirm!

I still have no clue how people were convinced to look like fucking tiny Tim. And these goofy short sleeve button up dress shirts? Who’s teaching these kids this nonsense??

I mean, not using a corruptible president is just leaving money on the table. It’s not like-

“…his vocal support of President Donald Trump”

I hope he develops a debilitating gambling addiction so he might one day experience hardship again.

Good god, it’s escaping containment!

They are, however, made of the fruit they’re named after with little sugar added. That 8oz is about half a pound, and half a pound of grapes is calorically comparable. I’d guess that the apple/juice situation is similar but it’s harder to ascertain because of variation.

We’ve cultivated tree candy, and I can’t see it any other way.

Unless you’re looking for Apple or grape juice specifically, this is what you get. I’ve long decided to avoid juices as a result. If I want a sugar water packet, I just pack a honeycrisp apple, orange, Asian pear, plum, or a slightly overripe bartlett pear.

“It’s [current year] blazing saddles.”

“It’s Martian manhunter but demon in a bottle”

“It’s Dracula, but from Dracula’s perspective.”

They’re interesting premises and easily understood. I can’t knock smith for choosing them. You never know what’ll end up on the editor’s floor. There might have been a better cut somewhere in there

Had I been raped as an infant by an immortal who would eventually go on to become an avid twitter user, I wouldn’t kill millions of people, but I would certainly think about it.

Ah, I gotcha now. Yeah, it’s definitely just goatse+1 penis. The spout and sink aren’t even reminiscent of any plumbing I’ve ever seen.

I mean, it’s legit in that the sticker exists. Whether there was an uproar over the sticker’s usage, which I believe seems unlikely, I smell something fishy.

The modern internet is such a weird place. A gypsy market within a fully stocked library that also houses a compendium of games. I don’t love it.