That article pissed me off. They never state the intended solution despite mentioning its existence. Clickbait is the worst

I’d like to go on the record as saying

Trans people are current or former FEDS?? And lesbian couples are PARTNERS???

“Ungh ungh ungh… Why did you stop?”

“Is this cultural appropriation if I’m riding you and I’m not Hawaiian?”

Oh, I’ve understood that for ages. Back when India was trading the record for hottest pepper, you’d find dozens of videos of folks eating them. Some died from aspiration. Others from swelling in the gut. I take it seriously.

we discuss an unusual exposure of capsaicin to the vaginal mucosa with successful treatment.

Before I read any further, I’d just like to point out my supreme confusion at how a respirator might help in this situation. I first imagined a patient in an urgent care being prescribed a respirator to treat their nightmarish groin pain.

Edit: by god, they must have been screaming from the speculum. I nearly audibly screamed as I read through this. What fresh, undeserved horror this person lived through.

Oh jeez, our federation is borked. It took hours to get this notification. But yeah, at this point, upping the power on our motor seems to be the only immediately apparent longterm feasible option

I’m genuinely baffled. I’ll stop molesting you with questions now, and begin experimenting with more or less oil.

My only remaining guess is that our hood might just need a stronger motor. If it isn’t the pan, oil, or spices, it has to be something external!

That’s hilarious! I usually eat the seeds or gut the peppers halfhazardly with a couple of knife sweeps through the flesh. I guess my hands only get a small coating by comparison.

But what are you cooking on? I’m usually on a cast iron with olive/canola oil with temp anywhere from medium to high

I’ve eaten nearly exclusively spicy food for many years and have only been eye spiced once. I generally don’t even wash my hands after, and often touch my face and eyes while cooking because of my hair. It almost feels like a fairy tale to me, the idea of getting eye spiced. Are people irritating their eyes with peppers spicier than serrano, arbol, and pequin peppers or are my eyes just impervious?

But I would like some advice for an ongoing issue, I still can’t figure out how to prevent my home from filling with painfully spicy air when I stir fry. Any advice on that front?

I’m not sure what you mean? They know very well what they’re doing, and chancellor Lockheed Martin expressly supports it.

Ah, that would make sense. A 12 hour problem with a 12 hour solution.

How are they all aggregated together? I’ve never seen more than a handful in one place at a time. Does lime hire someone to gather them all into one place in some cities?

I once saw someone stop, clack and press both heels together, point their toes forward, bend completely forward with stock straight legs, and snap their back upward with two rapid jerks to lift a 40+ pound box. The poor doofus couldn’t have been older than 20. My chest feels tight remembering it.

I don’t remember Zordon being a collective.

You’re right, we’ve been putting this off for far too long. He’s been dead for years. We’ve definitely grown enough to speak about our powder rooms despite the absence of his treasured guidance. RIP, ol’ sniffer. Pouring one out for ya, buddy.

So, ibs has an unknown cause, right? Does it persist indefinitely in donated organs or does it eventually subside? I might have it, albeit undiagnosed, so I got curious as I’m an organ donor

taylorswiftshemorrhoid

Now I’m imagining a new South Park episode

“Used tae be tha wed coont in tha hundreds. Now shae cuts us oot waekleh. Ahm tha last of ma kaend.”

Am is.