Damn, someone should go back and tell my teen self that bad words aren’t allowed.

I am a fucking disgrace.

There aren’t even 2.9billion people in the US.

I think that’s an interesting way to look at it. I find it easier to do the mental gymnastics, as you call it.

Real talk, is there some benefit to an analog clock that would prevent them from all being replaced by digital ones? Being able to know exactly the time in a moment’s glance seems better to me.

They’re certainly not better looking than a digital one, considering most of the ones used in schools are just the cheapest and most basic version they can get.

Power requirements maybe? Longevity?

Dude what the fuck are you on about. Plenty of products have safety measures in place because we have federal systems to regulars them.

You can’t just cherry pick one example and then say America bad. What a fucking .ml tier take.

I have never once received one of these messages. Doesn’t happen to everyone.

For me, the game was very boring and lacked any real challenge. I found myself forcing myself to beat it around halfway through, which did not add to the fun.

This happens to me often. I don’t learn, unlike you.

Always trying to go too fast.

You could just keep the door closed

I, for one, would be whole lot poorer and a whole lot hungrier.

Idk where you get your food from, but mine comes from a store up the road a bit and is mostly delivered using vehicles that use gasoline to deliver it there.

I think I’ve finally reached old, everyone.

This meme has never been funny to me.

Dude what? The other guy implied that bad JS would kill a browser tab, not your computer.

Lactose intolerance is more common than lactose tolerance globally. In the unites states, something like 1 in 3 people are lactose intolerant.

It’s largely genetic. Lactose tolerance can be traced to nomadic tribes that kept milk producing animals as a food source, adapting to tolerate lactose in their diet over time.

With the rise of ebay thrift resalers, I feel like all the charity/thrift stores around me price rather aggressively.

Hey man, mailing it to the corporate HQ just means that some hourly mailman and an hourly employee at the HQ now have to deal with it.

It’s not like some exec will ever even know about that happening.

If I know anything about lemmy users, it’s that they’re goddamn idiots and can never tell if something is a joke.

I haven’t paid for windows since like 2014. The fuck are you guys doing that you haven’t gotten a free legitimate license?

It’s confirmed.

The Bourne Ultimatum turned men gay.

Oh damn, I haven’t played in a long time. That’s a genuinely unusual thing and kids probably shouldn’t be a part of that.

I was a kid playing gmod but I just got into programming because of it lol

Why do you write lawsuit like that?