HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]

So Epic games can just cut 830 people because they’re “spending way more than they earn” and nobody bats an eye. But when I cut 830 people because I spend way more than I earn, I’m “committing assault” and am “a menace to society.”

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One time I woke up first and heard my buddy talk in their sleep. I can’t remember all of it, but I remember they definitely said “If Batman’s still in the basement, I’m fucked.”

Umm…what?

I get that white women suck, but I don’t see why this was necessary.

Supposedly, the lost F-Zero Webcomic (the first time a proper ‘canon’ was established for Western fans) was much, much weirder.

Oof my bones

Boxing Monster > Skanky

I watched some of the new Takeshi’s Castle with neither subs nor dubs and found it enjoyable regardless. It might be the way I watch anime going forward. Asserting dominance through willful ignorance.

So what you’re saying is the comic is backwards?

ʒaɪf

rhymes with “knife”