Alas the real reason there’s famine

I just woke up my cat lol

I split a camper van w a friend. We’ve both utilized it while unemployed, which thankfully wasn’t overlapping. The temptation is strong when I’m super overwhelmed w work and life

No matter how much ya wiggle and dance

The last drop always falls down your pants

Props

Zuckerberg?

Other two much safer than methanol

Bubs N Suds

This is all the confirmation I need to say he indeed does and she needs to be on the show

Safety squints

Liberty mutual pulling their auto insurance out of California too the fuckers Dropped me And told me to go get other insurance

This blew my mind when some Korean friends told me about it. They still take it seriously. So I just said welp ima go die instead of ima go to bed

Just throw it in the bed of the truck

Oh You took that literally

Saudi would take a hacksaw to them if they could

I don’t use google stuff rn so…

Not even Google maps since I had an ad placed in my route so it clicked the ad while I was selecting which route to take. Bu bye

have

U talking about an all races orgy?

Lemme guess, coding a pager?

M. Knight Shamalan plot twist: they only bang on the washing machine