That’s God checking in on his creations. His face says it all.

Not smart enough to stay away from ultra processed foods. That shit’ll kill ya.

0:22 https://youtu.be/h7Nz6sTsAh4

Kazakhstan has the number Juan potassium

Has anyone made the, “taste better than it smells” post yet?

I needs me one of these for my hikes through the woods. No zippers, or Velcro or buttons or nothing.

Can we call her Sudsy?

Not, “fuck me in the air tonight”?

Bubbles ain’t got no sister, right?

Now isn’t that precious

Gonna shiver them timbers, am I right?

Looks like the UFC boss

It’s a nice.

That shit ain’t funny

Can’t be true because obviously birds aren’t real.

TL’DR: dem titties tho. Ozempic for my man’s STAT.