full agreement with the message but you’re gonna get clowned on by sycophants

your life has never been threatened by another person and it shows. the kid probably was feeling a rush of both fear and then self confidence because he successfully defended himself, which manifested in clowning on the fucker who was trying to kill him. it’s very easy for you to judge and diagnose him from behind your screen but if you were in the situation, how do you know you’d act differently? or more likely you’d probably cower in the corner and get yourself killed because you’re too concerned with the intruder’s feelings to do anything about it

do you think getting insulted really hurt the intruder more than the bullet?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7XduYIKu20Q

one time I laughed twice and my nuts fell right off

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apparently lemmitors hate themselves so much that self defense is incomprehensible to them

yeah sorry buddy but if someone is forcing their way into my home, how the fuck am I supposed to know what their intentions are? I’m bashing their head in

nice soapbox bud, I suggest you go and start breaking into homes in finland or kosovo for example and see how long it takes before you find yourself full of holes

“this doesn’t happen in other countries”

“yeah it does actually”

“how dare you”

🤡

they definitely do happen in other countries. look up the necklacing incidents in Nigeria. If you look into it, you’ll find that many cultures do not take kindly to theft or b&e and respond in far more violent ways than you may expect.

please report to your american embassy to claim your honorary citizenship

My 2020 resolution is still going strong

YES

I think my friend would disagree. Like I said, with charisma you can go far and my friend had nothing if not charisma

If you live at home or are technically homeless it doesn’t really matter. If you can save up a bit and have a charismatic personality you can go far, especially if you’re willing to pick up shitty temporary jobs in places where you go. I had a friend who would do this all the time and periodically return home to work at a reliable job while living with a friend, save up more, then fly off to somewhere for a few months.

shaggy???

speaking of double peen, does anyone remember the “double dick dude” of reddit who turned out to be a fraud?

your highness, the peasants are bored out of their minds

oh yeah? put em to work building some crazy shit before they start killing each other for a thrill

we gotta look out for our dudes