we gotta look out for our dudes

almost sent this to my friend who’s been super down lately but then decided against it because “that thing you’ve been wanting to do” might be offing himself

3rd: stutter badly and accidentally say something interpreted as offensive and then dig yourself even deeper trying to explain yourself

the left one would look sick with some shades

yes. I decided pretty much that if someone tries to pick a fight and just comes at me with insults right out the gate, I just block and move on. no need to drag it out with jerks who don’t show even the bare minimum human respect.

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 gurl go ahead and marry him!!!

wtf no, begone

petition to ban posts that are just twitter/other website screenshots

yus

now we’re cooking with gas!!

and make them explosively shit

not a shitpost

it ain’t much but it’s honest! egg blows away

whining about whining. classic!

must be regional I guess

are they? I just said “I didn’t know that that was how it is” out loud and both thats sound the same

🤔… would???

damn is that why I get so much spam and my number keeps getting spoofed by scammers?

pissing all by yourself, handsome?

live smallpox cultures still exist in american and russian labs.

most people born after 1980 are not vaccinated against smallpox and do not possess the natural immunity boost that would come from environmental exposure to the disease.

in the 1500s the introduction of smallpox into the similarly unprotected peoples of the americas caused an apocalyptic population collapse.