Are you in a hostage situation? Blink twice If you need help!

Clitoris!

I love sleeping too. My dreams are always therapeutic and healing and happy and feel good and amazing

LOL Texans think their state is larger than the largest planet in our solar system.

I sure hope his surviving loved ones earn a million royalty dollars every time he is memed.

Dreaming.Excellent source of entertainment for poor people.

Admit it, you went back to read it again then reenacted the finger gesture.

Everyone within range of health potion explosion instantly cured of all maladies.

They were required to get that haircut, then 3 years later they were forbidden from getting that haircut?

Buncha hebephiles apparently, because Ariel is forever 16.

Why does he require one person to buy all ten buckets? He’d be more likely to find a willing & slightly less insane customer if he’d sell each bucket for $7.

Say potata one more time and I’ll send you back to kindergarten and you’re not allowed to graduate sixth grade until you demonstrate 100% grammar & spelling proficiency consistently for 7 years.

Teacher wore his undershirt on top of his outer shirt. Was it backwards day?

Hocus Pocus and Ala Kazaam! Musubibreakfast likes to eat ham!

The last time I played with a Spirograph was early 2020 so that’s my alibi. I’m not guilty of any of this gang activity you speak of.

I never thought I’d consider so strongly a permanent relocation to Antarctica.

If the fish aren’t Muslim then perhaps that poster up there should not be advertising the movie night as “Halal” 🤭

Because it’s a cartoon in which all the fish are speaking English, engaged in human activities & personalities & situational drama just like humans.

That must have been heartbreaking for you to shoot your own dog 😥 I wish you could’ve called Kristi Noem over to do the deed, but she would’ve charged a fee for her service. I understand, we’re just trying to save money here.

Hmm because jwz don’t have foreskins?