Well, I recently learned of the existence of Excel competitions, so I’m not sure about the ‘most boring’ part.

It definitely needs a party hat 🥳

Dutch has the word “venster” which also means window, however the word “raam” is more commonly used.

Bonus fact: a window sill is a vensterbank (literally window bench/couch)

You mean to say that you don’t want to have your identity shaped completely by the social media you use?