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Cool, haven’t seen this re-posted in over 18 hours, was starting to get worried I’d never see this hilarity again. Whew!

My buddy called-in Sportchek when they were advertising skis for like $900 but “marked down” to 200! They had to stop that practice as a result of his report.

This, minus the Laugh Often applique is basically VR people

For me personally, until a month ago I had no idea why people would prefer to watch at faster speed.

Then I was assigned 10 hours of training at work, and it was all the worst fucking videos you’ve ever seen, no editing for clarity or brevity, points being repeated ad nausea. Repeating footage. And it’s not like I could skip vast portions of it, I never knew when a little piece of key information would be snuck in which was in the knowledge test.

Finally said to myself fuck this and I put it on 2x. I found it kind of life-changing in that moment and I’m going to consider using faster watch speeds from now on.

Frying is the transference of heat through oil or fat. Air “frying” is just heating.

Want to move an image but you don’t know how text wrapping works? Want a .DOCX editor to edit a file format from Adobe? Don’t know to R-Click? This memes for YOU!

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Well then take some drugs, as prescribed, because you’re borderline psychotic my friend

I’ll take 10 of whatever you’re smoking because it’s obviously the good shit

This is 9-dimensionally triggering for me.

Excellent post.

I don’t know what kind of setup my GF’s phone had going, but she loved hands-free features like “hi Google” or whatever it was.

I specifically remember having a chit chat verbal conversation with her on her patio while her phone was laying there… and the next day products started getting recommended to me on my phone based on that convo.

My phone at the time was turned off and in my backpack in the house. Somehow the back end logic sewed everything together.

Just to add an anecdote… My friend is beyond millionaire as her father started a retail giant. Anyways, she has money coming out her ass and the prices Amazon shows her are almost consistently 30%-50% more than what they show me. Because they know she’s rich AF and they know I’m fairly poor.

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Yeah this thread is beyond sad. People want to think they’re savvy consumers; also think every AA battery with a different outer wrapping is made in a dedicated battery factory.

Yeah you can do that too. Crushed up corn flakes etc

The ingredients of this are going to be white flour, salt, thyme, garlic, paprika.

And probably a bunch of other useless shit you don’t want or need to eat.

So yeah, just mix up a 1/2 cup of flour, dash some seasonings in, mix it up, coat your meat and let it sit for 30 minutes.

Cheapflation them back and learn that you don’t need these stupid products. They’re not “convenient” they’re just a way to charge you 10x for the constituent ingredients.

Nobody is afraid of technology.

Most people buying this stuff are just gadget goofs with way too much disposable income, nothing more.

To this very day, with only the slightest amount of technical knowledge, you can log onto people’s existing devices, watch their video feeds, initiate print jobs, etc.

A ‘haha im hax0r’ amusement from 20+ years ago is still going strong.

People like to rag on AI here because it grants them coolness points and because they’re threatened that it will literally do a better job, faster and cheaper than they can. If the so called “tech gurus” around here would think more about the greater good (as in helping to train AI instead of always criticizing it) we’d have a much better society.

I will murder you