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If anyone puts two different items there at the same time, straight to jail.

Check out this guy online telling us online that he doesn’t do anything online.

Why substitute the word “life” or “lives” with “love?”

Maybe that’s why ai had trouble determining anything about AJ & the movie Heat, because she’s wasn’t even in it!

Transphobes? Did she literally have dick and balls?

There ain’t no doctor that can cure my disease

I need Bad, BAD medicine

I’m fairly tech illiterate but I want Ladybird. Please tell me what to do with this.

Except they’re wrong! Bread especially the white bread they seem to be touting in this ad, is not only empty calories devoid of nutrients, it’s inflammatory and contributes to brain fog, joint pain, muscle pain, depression, and yes weight gain.

They’ve got it ALL wrong.

Oh no. Is this the fate of everyone who had the misfortune of reading that?

Unidentifiable mass of play-doh riding a skateboard?

Why would they stay after they’ve eaten all of the thing?

No problem then. The ants will clean it up 😄

And painful 🍆🔪

Hey this is the fediverse. Ion is an atomic particle.

Those cake pops are terrified of that cookie

I find it further humorous that their word for fan was basically ventilator so it was translated as “Lana Del Rey standing in front of a ventilator”

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Do you suppose their sexual interaction attempts are equally low-energy and anticlimactic?

This. Is. Perfect.