LOL oops sorry. What are the odds this thread is being visited by someone reading Lord of the Flies for the first time in their life? 😆 But you were warned. That’s the purpose of spoiler tags. To protect any virgin eyes out there.

Maybe it was presented to him as required school reading so that’s why he hated it 😜

Sounds about right.

I liked that book. It was eye-opening. And kinda made me appreciate the relative orderliness we have in a society run by adults. As much as kids would love to run wild & free with no supervision, but I was fortunate to be a child of the 1970’s & 80s so I enjoyed the perfect balance of wild freedom with parental care at the end of every day.

Spoiler alert: >!Piggy died.!<

Can’t wear normal closed-toe shoes with wild toenails. It’s autumn, and will eventually be winter. Is that lady going to keep wearing flip-flops in the cold wet rain & snow just to assert her eagle talons?

Did the LEADER fire one of his guys to take his place?

And Hitler & Trump’s mothers would’ve gotten abortions.

See how annoying roundabouts can be when people just want to plow forward in a straight line? Roundabouts are such an inconvenience. Gotta slow down & pay attention & go around an obstacle & all that shit. TRAFFIC CALMING? What’s that? You know when you tell people to calm down, that only makes them angrier, right?

/s

Good internet sleuthing

LOL the random caster wheel and the Stanley tape measure…Edit: oops that’s not a tape measure

Both options are lacking in plate presentation but undoubtedly still delicious.

Imagine anyone in this day & age walking up to a baker, look him straight in the eyes and say, “Give me a cream pie.” At best it would be a funny immature TikTok Walmart bakery challenge for bored teenagers.

Hey I’m technically doing something illegal right now that I do every day all day long and IDGAF because the law regarding this thing is stupid & oppressive & I’m not hurting myself or anyone else.

But WTF is OP doing on the internet that makes him constantly worried the SWAT Team is gonna be banging down his door? That’s not normal.

But Hitachi magic wands aren’t rechargeable. They plug straight into 110V outlet. They don’t work if they’re not plugged in.

No I just learned on YouTube to never put vibrators on your neck. There are arteries there, and you can fuck up your blood flow to the brain. Fainting, blood clots, death possible.

If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Three friends. Because one of those Hitachi magic wands is for herself.

If there’s one thing I know for sure, anonymity on the internet does not exist. Everything & everyone is trackable.

Why are you doing sketchy things on the internet?

If your own conscience is haunting you, that’s a good signal for you to fix your behavior so you can have a clear conscience and you won’t need to worry about the law closing in on you. What a horrible existence that must be.