Thighs are bigger than the butt cheeks?

some people just can’t handle the fact they’ve aged out of the target audience.

my handwriting is atrotious. I feel vindicated.

I dub things “dishwasher safe”

specifically, an HP inkjet printer

cars with PA license plates

let them fight

I used to work at Circuit City and they always wanted us to push the $50 Monster cables and I was like no, these $5 cables are just fine. unfortunately, some customers think a higher price makes them better and won’t listen to some dumb salesperson.

Power Delete Suite is super easy to use

Power Delete Suite is super easy to use