Mechanical docking machine

So much money spent on these machines when they could just hire an on-site hooker

good idea for what?

If they have any extras hmu

“it’s a cylinder”

It was just a guy answering questions until he grabbed him and went for a kiss, don’t pretend that didn’t happen.

going for a kiss was the crazy part, that ain’t ok.

Yes we should make being an on the ground reporter illegal they shouldn’t be allowed to ask people questions in public that’s crazy and he was forced to answer, he totally couldn’t just like ignore him and keep walking, what an invasion of privacy in public.

life ass

YEAH BITCH

I think it’s the freezing point of brine

True but also I didn’t laugh so I’m sending a downvote missile to your house

bro just use two overlapping tortillas for a larger burrito

Brain Blast

Or maybe even an m&m tube

more like never born

People can’t do this?

Jesus christ I’m losing faith in the average capability of humanity

Huh, they’re like $2.19 a dozen for me.

Rarely have I seen a hole so deeply dug before

fuck yeah