Inkscape is fantastic. It’s easier to learn than Ai and you don’t have to pay for it.

It’s 2008. I’m posting this from the browser on my Nintendo Wii.

Glad you enjoyed. Lol

He would very much rather smoke cigarettes and drink Bud Light in the yard.

I found them. There was a zip line through this area too.

Say that to my face. I fuggin’ dare you, dude.

Ok, I’ll join.

I’m not even joking, they got divorced last week.

I’m bored as shit at work.

Here’s a video of Western World. https://youtu.be/ug2U5PUSwA4

Here’s another one of his annual go cart track. https://youtu.be/E5ljFgmQ0MQ

I’ll have to find the Jurassic Park videos.

Bro, that ain’t the half of it. My father-in-law built an entire western town in his backyard and when he was done he built a Jurassic Park with dinosaurs essentially made of trash. Here is a shitty picture of the saloon with a bar in it. I’ll see if I can find some of the dinosaur pics too.

I use a bidet and that cuts down on TP usage, but sometimes you get a big ol’ honker of a log ploppin’ out and that sucker just says, “Not today.” That’s when the trusty turd wrangler is your best friend.

One time I was at my mother-in-laws and clogged that some bitch. I couldn’t find a plunger. Turns out my sister-in-law took it when she went away to college, because she was too scared to buy one. I tried to text my wife, but I had no service. So I left it there and went and told my wife. My mother-in-law took a golf cart to the neighbor’s house and explained the situation and they let her borrow theirs. Meanwhile, I’m fucking mortified that the neighbors now think I have fiber intake issues.

Always keep a plunger in a bathroom with a toilet.

The beer menu is on a chalkboard all the way across the bar and you can’t see it.

I was under the impression that Google was giving me email out the kindness of their own heart.