Someone must have used “unimaginable” and “AI” in the same slide presenting to the CEO. Understandable misunderstanding.

I can believe QA didn’t find that issue with a 7 month long soak test

You just did, it was demons all along

Very pedantic for a neanderthal

Gods forbid we play any games for recreational purposes. Everyone knows the only joy is in the thrill of the lootbox and the endless grind of GAAS

This is how one outs themselves as a teenager these days huh?

Found the Buisness major

This quote gives confirmation he is indeed a Project Manager.

Aw man, that’s where I’m going wrong. I didn’t realise I had to slip into a coma to feel well rested.

Pfft, just give us stats that improve by doing the thing (eg. agility that improves by jumping around and visibly improves jump height every time it increases). I’d rather that nuance over a block of text with a witty name that gives a massive instant boon. Tangibility is right, but the numbers aren’t the boring part.

But just imagine how much more money they would have got out of you if you could also add a couple of extra quarters to change your character’s outfit

That sir, is communism. And we all learned from 80s action movies that communism is bad.

Thst doesn’t seem handy at all!

So that’s what toxic masculinity means

The schmuck doesn’t even know what AI stands for.

This is basically beans and sausages on toast

Are you asking “where s the pens”?

I didn’t know this was a genre but I like it

But how many times and on how many platforms?

If you already live in hell, nothing changes?