

I’m relevant.
Jerboa is better, but still a lot of echo chambers.


I’m relevant.
Jerboa is better, but still a lot of echo chambers.
My car runs forever and my tires run even when flat. Nah bro
Oil executives: " I will make it legal!"
Thank God something is taking us out. \(_)/
“Those who dont work, dont deserve to eat.” - Major General Olivier Mira Armstrong, from Full Metal Alchemist Manga & Anime.
You better not smile, you better not cry, the taliban is telling you why.
Mariah eating a happy meal.
(In xmas music)
Well I like tuna, so carry on w them good vibes.
Nanoo nano, gimme milk
Do you know what fun is op? Ill try to enlighten you.
What’s the difference between 5 black guys and a joke…your mom can’t take a joke.
Nah I take a lot of metamucil this time of year. Comes out like bricks.


I’ve said it before and ill say it again. Once your poop hits the inside of my toilet bowl, its my property.
The flush doesnt take it where you think it does.
That’s ridiculous, Americans aren’t homophobic…unless the wnba comes up.
This is attention capture tactics.
Get all eyes on taco bell menu, so we forget what really matters…
…what happened to the “yo quiero taco bell” dog?


NY city is the most camera surveillance place on earth. Didn’t make it much safer.
Or a dick, apparently.
We old. We remember the impact, the cultural shift…of the ninja turtle.
His popularity soared higher, the lower his pants went. I seen it.
And he won against congress in that impeachment.
Come human centipede my butt and ill prove it.


You know the ones you don’t want to step on barefoot.
Name them? Like in the never ending story?