I meant it more as neither Joe nor Kamala had it in em to rally a win because they kept pushing the wrong issues and disenfranchising voters.

I think we woulda had our cheeks clapped either way.

Obligatory LJD tends to disappear intermittently before coming back with a major update. I’m not saying that you should be happy with it, but as a longtime sync user I’ve come to accept it because homie always comes back with a banger update, historically.

I made fun of their very early reddit-type edgelord memes and they banned my ass too

I’m baja blasting my colon apart with rubber tubing and the taco bell employees are NOT thrilled with my behavior

I have a copy of The Weird World of Glenn Baxter that delights and confuses me with every read

MmmmEEEEE FLAVORED WATER, 13 CENTS!!

We are part of an exclusive, limited-time-only club

This just in: all scientists are gay and im going to marry them

First time I’ve had a flashback here. A little surreal

Listen up, buster, don’t you go trashing LSD just because you don’t like it. Many people, including myself, have had great experiences that, while different from mushrooms, were just as if not more profound while on LSD

We killed them and displaced the rest so damn fast that we forgot all the major slurs for them

Pardon my 🤮, but please don’t remind me of that foul fucking land, my friend. I was eating.

They’re a disgusting affront to human nature. Of all the islands in the world, you pick a non-tropical one? Shameful actions, hominids are meant to be tropical creatures.

Whoopsie 🤡

dammit I should know this by now lma

Look, windows is bad, but we should reserve asterisks for actually bad things that require censoring in all circumstances, such as Br*t*sh or *ng*l*sh.

Wasp couch wasp couch

I hope the pills were blue because they were viagra, because, even though I despise a lot of what the man has done, I will suck him off to completion for finally fucking dropping out.