Needs to buy a new 3d printer to print a scraper to get that one out.

That looks like a bed scraper to remove prints from the heated printer bed.

https://www.printables.com/search/models?q=Scraper

Standing on a dock?

https://m.majorgeeks.com/content/page/lock_screen_tips_trick_more_11.html#:~:text=Click on Lock screen on,Instead%2C choose Picture or Slideshow.

Just made some and the joke runs through my head (going to get it very wrong I am afraid)…

Host: Welcome to my party! Can I interest you in a half dozen hard boiled eggs?

Guest: uhhhhhh, no thanks?

Host: What if I cut them in half, add in some mayo and some other stuff?

Guest: (busily stuffing face) Got any more?

Well I know what I’m making this weekend! Thanks.

If you have good 5G service in your area with Version or T-Mobile you can do a 5G at home service with them (it is inexpensive and pretty solid).

Where’s the rate limit now? Or has he increased it again in the last 30 min?