Which is exactly why people always fall for it.

I’d give anything for a steady diet of government cheese…

There is never a reason to not back in

Trunk access. I usually back in everywhere, but I figured out not to do it at the grocery store because there’s not enough room between cars to easily get back there if the lot is busy.

I got mine for free, how much did you pay for yours?

It’s my fave ❤️😁🤌

Love me some truewagner

He’s a smeee…a smeee…a SMEEEEG HEEEEEEEAD

That’s exactly how I like my coffee and is the reason I don’t drink coffee. I love the smell and it’s great in desserts, but miss me with drinking steaming bitter piss. So glad I don’t have a caffeine dependency.

Whoa, haven’t thought about iGoogle in a minute. I spent the majority of my high school Desktop Publishing class playing Super Mario 2 on an emulator in iGoogle. The only drawback (besides not paying enough attention and being bad with computers now) was that it would refresh randomly, so I had to speed run to get as far as I could before it happened.

Ain’t no stroke gonna slow you down, keep up the amazing work!

Hispanic people are from Hispanic countries, white people look white. This is literally as far as the distinction goes and is exactly why dividing people up based on skin color is useless.

She didn’t even know it happened

8 years of forced impregnation will do that

B-b-B-bUt PiCtUrEs oF tExT aReN’t MeMeS!

Depends how big the circle is, one hour is 15 degrees, but we can’t convert degrees to length without the radius.

The bf & gf are 1.222x10^35 and 9.842×10^34 planck lengths, respectively.

“I aced that test! As long you don’t count the answers I got wrong…”

What’s a revolution vale, is that the opposite of a revolution mountain?

Just don’t do what Adam Devine did and eat it so fast you forget to take off the string…

Semi-colon ;

A møøse once bit my sister…