Funny, I was thinking it reads like a 13-year-old whose parents are getting a divorce

Hahahaahaha

You don’t really believe “South Dakota Department of Propaganda” is an official state-run account, do you? Well just in case you do, it’s not.

Technically that’s the pov of the roommate of someone who cleaned their room too hard.

Ah yeah, makes sense

How did it ended 5 months from now?

Possibly to avoid it auto"correcting" to the emoji, if they’re on mobile.

Everybody together now!: “MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!”

Idk about Walmart, haven’t been there in awhile, but grocery/retail stores around here have per-unit prices beneath the advertised price. Of course they’re tiny and hard to find, but still super helpful when comparison shopping.

Wdym, I was having a blast

I mean, if you have differing information, do tell…

It was already a singular minute, that’s how long sixty seconds is

Actually it’s 80 here and I’ve been outside gardening, so I am kind of sweaty, sweaty

I was depluralizing

But also you spelled mine wrong, so that was part of the joke too

Nice. I’m not convinced that wasn’t meant to be possessive tho

Username of person you mean ;)

Who’s spu and what’s a papaStevecy?

“Them” is already singular in Modern English

I don’t like to assume

Yeah that’s why there’s that “s” at the end