Well, ideally Bernie would have won reelection in 2020 so he wouldn’t have been able to run this time.

Oh, so Jesus just had one nut, the Holy Ghost had the other one, and God obviously had the Heavenly Shaft. Got it.

Jesus and God are two different entities, we were discussing “The Father”.

Well God, that’s pretty sexist. You don’t need a penis to pee.

Peeing implies waste, which implies imperfection. If god were really God, his body would be 100% efficient and he wouldn’t consume anything he didn’t need.

I’ve always preferred Geri’s Game anyway

Even if her numbers are right, it’s 16 every 45 years, then all of a sudden it’s 8 in 8 years. That should be pretty worrying to her.

That’s the punchline I learned too, definitely hits harder imo.

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Shouldn’t this be proof that the change was really inside her all along? How does she know they’re not lying to cover-up for the fact that they got Bigfeet walking around?

But why would that lead her to sue the park for saying it was a bear? Seems unrelated.

Drag’s not illegal yet, selling it is still a legitimate career path.

“Cake farts are my favorite” - iykyk

Pour the freaking mulk, Josh!

Overdraft because you literally don’t have any money? That’ll be more money please.

That’s because it would more accurately be called pumpkin pie spice, since it’s based on the spices that go into a pumpkin pie. I guess it’s just too many words for the general public to comprehend.

Like with stripes or a big round shell that it protrudes from? Don’t get me wrong, it’s a cool-looking animal, but it would look dumb as hell if someone tried to make a car actually look like one imo. Maybe a spaceship or a deep-sea submersible, but not a car.

Exactly! Let the rest of the world deal with it, it functions properly for me.

I just don’t know why anyone cares, you can’t see the thing when you’re using it anyway.

It’s a car-shaped car, idk what the problem is. Were you expecting tentacles?