I keep telling my cat to stay out of the gun safe, but he never listens

I’m never going to be able to retire. It must be nice

Facts!

Ok, I’ll bite… what’s this from?

I think she chose him for his smile, lol

I’ve seen this one… it was called OceanGate!

Quitting is for losers and addicts

Would you call that a “retrograde fever?”

You and me both, brother

Bold of you to assume I want to go to heaven with all of those “good Christians”

I would consider that an eternal punishment

No… I like touching myself way too much

I mean… CRTs were pretty heavy. No shaming. Curvy tvs need love, too

Look up CPTSD, fellow victim. She’s a narcissist and it’s not your fault

That screen isn’t very flat… just saying

I don’t own a single Linux t-shirt

…anymore

What… you’ve never seen Gwar?