“And its still the utmost tragedy that he was so mercilessly slaughtered.”

“And the US soldiers and civilians in Iran that have been killed since the illegal war actually started?”

“Ehh, these things happen.”

Why isn’t GenZ participating in our accelerated hellscape?

But what part is inaccurate? Its easy if you know how to do it and daunting if you don’t.

More like installing a subcutaneous implant

“It’s easy, man. You just need to inject this needle under your skin. What do you mean you’re uncomfortable doing that? Anybody can do it. And if you don’t like it, you can just use the same needle to pull the pill back out and you’ll be back where you started, no harm done. Now, there’s about 48 different pills you can choose from that vary in performance and legitimacy. I use Grafff (yes, with 3 Fs, two Fs is the legacy version), but you could start with NBOSC or RBOSC or LBOSC. But you could also try Flan or Yellow Welly. You could try Trim, but it takes some getting used to not having eyes. Honestly, its not that bad though. Anyway, once you have QBOSC (I mentioned QBOSC, right? It meant replace RBOSC but they split and are just two different things now) you’ll need to find this thing called DaemonFlare to make your legs work so you can play games and stuff. The whole thing should take like 20 minutes… or 9 days to work out the issues”

What’s worse is when you expect it, so you wait a second, and it still hasn’t loaded, so you click and the instant you click it shifts to an ad.

Punitive damages: up to 5x losses

So zero?

You can buy my effort or you can buy my time.

Moreover, if I was productive up to 4:57 and left, I’d be productive up to 4:57.

If I have to stay until 5:00, not one minute early, I’m watching the clock for at least 20 minutes doing fuck all because I’ve been instructed that I have to run out the clock every day forever.

When you prioritize employees for their time, they give you their time. When you prioritize them for their work, they’ll give you work.

Great job if you can get it!

You should hear the screams it makes as it keeps trying to break out of the windows…

And that message is “Don’t ever buy from Ubisoft ever again”

Where I’m from the legal infraction is that the right side wheels are more than half a meter from the curb (I learned this from the ticket I got for parking on the wrong side of the street)

Wait until you hear about Coca-Cola

And do buried children still have their teeth?

Do you want to go check?

Yes, except “hire enough people”. You can’t staff enough to cover 4 out of 8 employees off from a combination of sick, bereavement, and vacation.

It happens. All you can do is prioritize tasks, make it work the best you can with the resources you have, and manage expectations.

If the work can’t be rescheduled, and isn’t worth paying someone OT to cover, well, then, it’s not worth doing.

I think the worst behaved people are those that conspire to use their immense wealth and influence to actively harm people for the sole purpose of consolidating neverending wealth.

But, yeah, guys who at least put some of their money back into the economy by buying luxury status over basic do get my hackles up.

But that’s damning a snake because the devil looks like you.

It should be, but vampires are alluring which belies their evil. That’s the cautionary part of the fiction.

Is Bezos a soulless ghoul cannibalizing the festering, necrotic wound of poverty which he grows larger every day? Yes, and in no way can that be conflated to being sexy.

Ghoul is the only really good one in the list. Its a generic feind thats in no way cool.

Rogues and vampires are cool.

Sycophant is good when someone’s being a sycophant. But you can be independently ghoulish.

It’s probably fine to reuse it for a few days

My dude, hardly anyone uses a new towel every day. Its much more than “probably” fine. Its perfectly fine.

Is affluence the cause of germophobia because their parents convinced them frivolous luxury was actually important for staying healthy?

Don’t get me wrong, enjoy your fresh towels! That’s nice. That’s a luxury. Luxuries are nice. But don’t fool yourself into believing that you’re any healthier for not using the same towels twice.

That’s a hard steamed egg, though…