If you’ve never eaten or had your ass eaten, you’re missing out.

Yeah I’m gonna want to know too.

Neither did the deer.

Meow.

Nova Scotia here.

I mean, it kinda does.

I mean, yeah… Who puts fish in cake? That’s just silly.

It is kind of nice waking up, having a bad day or something, but then I’m reminded "At least I’m not that fucking stupid.

Meow.

Can we NSFW this? I don’t want nudity on my front page.

Use Homing Pigeons. They won’t expose your darkest secrets.

And if you get a fake mustache you can show up tomorrow and do it again.

This isn’t ai. It’s been around for a long time.

I’m 39, so yes.

It’s a joke that the reality we’re in isn’t real. Someone like me who grew up in the 90s just woke up from a fall and all this was a dream. So we’re back in the 90s when life was simpler and we’re going back to a friend’s house to play Tony Hawk and burn music cd’s.

Why did he take his pants off before throwing the bottle at the child?

Nah, same community just four times I think.

Honestly sir, you just don’t put the effort into your schemes like you used to.

Let’s be honest. If you could marry a cat you would too.

My partner messaged me first asking if my cat’s name was Dickface.

We were married 8 months later.