That’s the punchline, it’s just very dark humor

🎶please don’t forget to close my bread that’s in a bottle, yeah🎶

Well I ain’t seen my baby, don’t know where she’s been / I’ve been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans / Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose / Give you a triple-shot of my toots / But that’s not all there is, yeah that’s only one part / When I do one whistle, one jump, and one fart / One whistle / One jump / And one fart

You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.

Swatters are almost as pathetic as multiplayer cheaters. Almost.

Your falafel just needs a little gravy…

Mister, would you please help my pony

Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie

It kills