PrunesMakeYouPoop

It’s a sailboat!

Seriously, you can’t have nine pregnant women and expect one baby in one month.

Will the golden crane fly again?

Demolition edition? I’ma need SIX seashells for this.

It’s more expensive, and it’s typically not that much better than inorganic.

Setting VPN to Poland works.

It’s incredibly difficult to find anything at Target, especially gender-neutral hygiene products since they hard-segregated hygiene into men’s and women’s. Just give me regular ass bar soap.
My partner was looking for coffee and looked all over the tea section and nope, naturally coffee belongs next to the liquor and red vines.
I hate going to Target, but I still take it over Walmart. At least I don’t feel dirty shopping at Target.

Only 6 fingers this time.

Profiting?

I’d you’re in the US you can use zip code.

That escalated quickly…

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That is not necessarily true. People can and do change. Darth Vader was not born evil, after all.

God forbid I Google for information about anything that may be a product for sale, because all I’ll get is shopping links. It’s super annoying.

I’d eat it.

May your jimmies remain unrustled.

I’m using the internet.

less than three

I have had a 3 day weekend of the same clothes with no shower. I stink. Tomorrow I fly home. I have a middle seat in a very packed airplane. I just ate a lot of refried beans. This is going to be a fun flight.

Learned that the hard way while stationed in Japan where their power is 50 Hz. The clock lost 10 minutes every hour.