Innuendo in my ass.

If I’d seen this post a few minutes earlier it could have been Good Old-fashioned lover boy in my ass, and a bit later would have been I want it all in my ass.

The Queen back catalogue is full of winners for this game.

What’s the risk of back doors?

Reminds me of the time a military algorithm was accidentally trained to conclude that tanks are only concealed in tree lines on overcast days.

https://youtu.be/PugcxQYJGjs?

Yes, she knows there’s a chicken in there. She’s just unaware that a select few of us are onto her.

Could fit more than a couple of roast quail though

This is already well established flat earther bollocks

Don’t forget the forked tongue right there on the logo!

The trick is to say “Linux sucks! It can’t even X!” Where X is what your issue is preventing. You’ll get the answer, to prove you wrong.

I got it, and beat it, in the last month, and I agree. Had a blast.

Where else are you going to suck balls… All day… Because you like it so much?

https://i.imgur.com/eKfQdxY.gif

“Digital librarian”

I’m in the UK, the supermarket is less than 10 minutes away by car, but it seems impossible to spend less than an hour in there shopping for a family of 4. There’s a smaller shop in walking distance, but everything costs more there and it’s not economical for a weeks worth (not to mention the more limited range).
My solution is to pay the big store to pick it for me, then I just collect it. Cheaper than delivery, they’re the ones sat waiting for me and if there’s a sub I don’t like or something I forgot, it’s just a quick visit, not an odyssey.
Still use the local but just for top ups if needed

You can still get something like that.

There’s some loon still plastering their ill informed, anti Vax / anti mask stickers on every bit of street furniture across the nearby town centre.

I’m more likely to take a break with work. Unfortunately that break often entails sitting in the same chair, watching YouTube on the same screen.

In 1999 I spent a week in Cornwall (south western tip of the UK), staying in a spot right in the middle of the path of totality for the eclipse that summer. Every day, glorious sunshine, even got a bit burnt. Except one day. Day of the eclipse was thick clouds horizon to horizon. Ended up watching the BBC coverage from an aircraft via a 3" portable TV.

Did get to see the approaching shadow over the ocean, so at least that was pretty cool, but still disappointing.

Don’t think I’ll have another opportunity in my lifetime unless I travel internationally specifically to see one.