For Google money I’d do it too…but I wouldn’t do a very good job of it

We’ll take doctors and nurses no problem. And funny, I expect a bunch of American doctors are likely to want to take their practice elsewhere in the near future

This is just for him to get a basic feel for the various distros, before choosing one to permanently install; setting up a VM properly is probably going to be too technical

Well I use key-based login for security; obscurity just keeps the network congestion down

You can use any port for ssh. When I switched from 22 to 1337, brute force attempts at logging in stopped

I was expecting rickroll, I’m pleasantly surprised

I’ve played Gold and Goblins, it’s a typical idle skinner box; these companies hire the same people casinos do, to design their games to be addictive. It is a gambling addiction, same as if it were actual slot machines

It’s a portmanteau of brotherhood and friendship, with the joke being that they are on a boat

Yes

Same thing as athlete’s foot, just, well, crotch instead of feet. It’s fungal, and usually spread by communal showers.

You should change your socks before your underwear to prevent jock itch

More of a thin batter than a dough, you say? Sounds like it’s bloody time for pancakes

Or he’s trying to perfect his bread recipe, and cranking out loaf after loaf

Just make IDs accessible to citizens at low costs

This is where you’re missing it. The point of requiring voter ID in America is to make it as difficult and inaccessible as they can

Carrots weren’t generally orange when they were named

maybe we as a society could standardize fridge sizes so we could build fridges that open on the inside but radiate on the outside

That would be more useful for places where houses are generally air conditioned

That’s cheating, and someone could catch you.

Not me of course; that would require actually checking Xitter

devices with an x86_64 architecture

Sounds like the opposite of what you want; you would want x86_64 code on devices with an ARM architecture.

But I didn’t actually read the article, so maybe that line is poorly worded

I hear phreaking stories and I’m sad I was born a decade too late :(

Well you can just buy that check mark, and I have trouble believing the advertising people at Snickers are bold enough to actually post this, so it’s probably satire