lol

White guy late 50’s? What algo would ever target me?

On PC. Keep (kept) it in a separate window while working.

I cancelled my paid Spotify account because I can’t get them to stop fucking recommending Joe Rogan to me.

My fucking life with my wife and son. I honestly hope I get into a car accident with the steering column impaled in my chest so I can call them with my dying breaths to say I love them, only to have them not pick up because their ring is on mute. Then I’d come back as a total DICK of a ghost saying ‘See? I told you to turn your ring volume up!’

Lock them up! Lock them up! (In Arkham.)

The only thing I miss about FB was the Birthday reminders.

For me, the only feeling better than dumping Reddit a month or so ago has been when I ditched Facebook years ago.

Probably gonna be 60F in January, too.

See that kid on a bike back there? Well FUCK them, you little asshole! Serves them right. Just sayin…

And tastier…

Fox Viewers: ‘Don’t get vaccinated because there are brain controlling microchips hidden in the jab.’ Also Fox Viewers: ‘I can’t wait to get one of Elon’s brain chips to own the libs!’

Homeowner-targeted inkjet printers are evil, especially from HP. NEVER buy one that works a subscription into the purchase. They are garbage, and can disable your cartridges if you cancel your subscription.