Thank YOU. This is the MOST VILE SPECIMEN I have ever been visually assaulted with.

I need something that’s going to GRIP and CLEAN the cum out of my PUBIC HAIR every time I’m in the bathroom and the PINK SOAP doesn’t have that effect which is why I ONLY use TIDE LAUNDRY DETERGRNT

I’ve definitely done that

WOOOOOOO SHITJUSTWORKS GANG

That’s where you’re wrong: for nature’s pocket can still be picked and it doesn’t even need to be full to do so

That looks like an amazing spread for a viewing party. Next time invite me over and we’ll go fuckin wild

God damn it

Ohio to go box

Slappy electric skin rat

90s kid here: Your parents were just insane.

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Yeah, so there isn’t any need to fling one’s entire self forward when standing from a poop so I don’t see this as a problem unless OP is a giraffe or just really bad at standing up…

Or butter being censored as ****er

Van

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WHETHER I’M CRANKIN’ MY HOG OR DROPPIN’ A LOG I’M CUMMIN HOME TO SOME SKETTI AFTER

BOA TARDE

Target shooting MY ASS

The shrimp used “ultraviolence”. It’s super effective!

The one on the right looks like a 14 pin molex connector. You can buy the plug by itself and make a connector, but finding the pinout is going to be a bitch. As for the one on top, it looks like maybe a USB2.0 motherboard socket.