Get some bars on your windows. The bars will really accentuate the room.

Ghouls, all of them.

Yet man continues in their folly to unseat the goose.

We are witnessing the hubris of man.

I miss the days when we made kids fight for the International Championship belt.

You are giving DOGE way too much credit for actual using code. DOGE most likely hit CRTL+F and typed in “Trans” and called it a day.

As long as death by snu snu is a form of execution. When that happens, sign me up.

Yes, Moth. This one right here is preaching heresy.

I read that in Phil Sebben’s voice.

You are truly a legend to dedicate to the bit.

Remember to leave your kids in the car to take the cookies out when they done.

Born to late to serve in the US military in a middle east war.
Born to earlier to serve in the US military in a middle east war.
Born just in time to serve in the US military in a middle east war.

Fiddles with their glasses

Myspace? Is that some sort of hangout for the youth of today?

Hey niece, I like your new look. Glad to see you rocking the big, hairy middle age guy look. Really digging then balding. What made you decide this new look?

Yes, I have a lamp for you.

Are Ls just a joke to us?

I love me some Slavic jank.

Fucking Ghostbusters.

“Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.”

Lzmp.

It’s a Polish word.

Plot twist: Phil is a rabbit.