That’s the secret Cap.

There is none. This is just plain old lemmy.ml tankie shilling.

I am a health nut and these Hemp bars have so many nutritional benefits. Want to try one?

I’ll let you know when it starts coming out in my sweat.

Holy hell, there is more plastic in this picture than the entire lego movie.

What if we burned a flag, not in protest, but in celebration of the very freedoms that allow us to burn a flag in the first place?

Hey I’d settle for 10 million likes on YouTube… In views alone thats worth like $100k in ad revenue. But given that likes are typically only 10% of viewership, that means a video liked by 10 million probably has 100 million views. Which is about $1 million in ad revenue for just that video, assuming a low end payout of $0.01 per view.

This is maybe why democracy in its current state is flawed.

When pandering to the masses will allow you to get them to vote against their best interests. Perhaps people need to pass some sort of simple test before being able to vote and maybe rules in place against convicted felons running for office of any kind…

Too late. Gun is in recoil recovery, means you’ve already been hit. Take all the time you need to figure it out.

She can’t move in ANY direction. For all her power and all the fearsome stories about her, she is limited to only 2 dimensions… She hasn’t even the concept of an UP. That is her greatest weakness.

African or European swallow?

Do you confirm you are 18 or older?

If those genes didn’t exist, you can be pretty sure that lineage would be less likely to survive.

Franklin’s last expedition

Can you milk a bottle greg?

By buying this duck you have already made the wrong decision.

Phteven

That sucks.

All I can say is polish up the ol’ resume and start searching while you have the security of a (shitty)job

I was a casualty of this mid-career. Made redundant in the middle of the covid pandemic. I managed to scrape things together and called a few contacts who helped me out and put in a good word for me. Helped me secure employment. I’m in a better environment now than I was back then. But it was a terrifying experience being made redundant at a snap of a finger.

Why would you wish this one anyone?

This boomer needs this joke explained.

In the sense of this meme it’s actually true. An airforce recruiter comes to you with the opportunity to be a fighter pilot you take the offer first. You clear medical, they send you to basic, then flight school, then you learn to be a fighter pilot. At no point before they sign you up do they have any requirements of needing to know how to fly.