Don’t blame the people ordering online, they are not the problem. Publix being too greedy to hire extra staff is the problem.

Ford: “Hold my beer!”

Here you can read it: https://archive.ph/UKS5F

This is a repost and I have the proof right here.

survive

I have to go outside everyday for a while to let my cats enjoy some sunshine.

If you swipe far enough on Jerboa the upvote becomes a downvote.

Hottentottententententoonstelling

Only if I’m allowed to bring my cats.

The chance of getting attacked by a shark on land are small, but not zero.

Meanwhile in the UK

My dog laid this dick shaped turd in 2018

Get a new battery and in a couple of days the original battery will appear in a place you have checked multiple times.

Funeral homes will try to guilt trip you to go for the most expensive options by saying it will be the last thing you can do for your loved ones.

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