and has no control over his bowels.

Amateurs

Huh, right. That’s it. Hate to miss any.

Please put the words lamp or moth in the titles so the filters work. Please and thank you.

Good idea. Then meme can go back to meaning what it is supposed to mean.

That is so asinine. Don’t go places that require shoes or just wear shoes if you have to.
Or, get body paint and paint on a pair of shoes. At least that takes some skill and you don’t look like a spoiled jerk.

They all look a little weird, like some old time photo editing was done.

10 commandments are old testament, new testament says love your neighbor was the most important one.

I looked up the recipe for baked beans recently and navy beans was the third ingredient after all the sugar (molasses, brown sugar, granulated sugar).

Yes, some girls don’t want to not have a boyfriend over the holidays due to social pressure. Not sure if that is still a thing, but it definitely was when I was young.

Gently blowing on the opening sometimes works

Triggers some boomers too, since we had to listen to it on the radio (AM) from time to time.

Ability to become any fictional character with all their skills and powers while retaining my identity.

Chicago deep dish pizza is more akin to eating the deep fryer, there is so much oil in it.

7 decimal places is probably less then a centimeter accuracy. GPS probably has a 5 decimal place precision at best.

7 digits after the period in a lat/long? That is a ridiculous level of accuracy.

Always eat the entire loaf in one sitting.

The agents that abused their authority need to be punished, but I would be more interested in punishing the people in power that enabled this mess or ignored what was going on.

I like to use 1920s slang to even things out.
Well, got to skedaddle.

An aside: I found it funny that the Amazon site in your link popped up a captcha to make sure I was not a web crawler or AI trying to steal their data.