Or maybe a genetic memory of when the Mediterranean valley became the Mediterranean Sea (way before humans evolved).

Either is great, but learn to make them well and use less syrup.

But it does now

Someone pointed out that every generation eventually becomes the next generations boomers.

None of the above, I will use my fingers instead.

Inland sea could return?

Clippers make a loud CLICK when used, wrench is mostly silent, just the sound of slowly escaping air.

This is only true till the remake. The way things are going, that is every 7 years.

the drill sergeant said you couldn’t polish a turd.

Fun with Dick and Dick.

The rapture happened and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Just bought a Brothers B&W laser printer. I need to print something maybe twice a year.

This may be a bot, post history is the same thing over and over.

On a morbid note, if the first person you kiss dies at some later point, does that make you a necrophiliac? Same answer to both questions.

I thought I was the only one doing this. I only have two bottles, though.

No, I think it is more a monkeys paw sort of thing.

The enemy of my enemy is not always my friend

My trick is to shout HIYA really loud when I open it. I did learn to warn people I am going to do this first, so they don’t drop a cheese plate and then chase you with a broom.

It may be on display like a baboons ass in the US, but it is also going on where you are. You just aren’t seeing it.

I thought that was the Cramer guy.