The first season stuck mostly to the first book. The second season was based on about 1/3 of the third book and 2/3 of stuff they pulled out of their ass, which is probably why it seems so disjointed. They hardly touched the second book, which focused on how corporate captured governments start wars to maintain the military industrial complex.

There were two seasons, but there were three books.

As a fan of the Diablo franchise, I knew D4$ was going to be complete dogshit, so I never bought it. Every time I watch one of the professional streamers complain, I laugh my ass off. I think Hawg had it right; their plan is to dribble content to the player base a little at a time as a money grab.

By now, if you still have an HP printer, you deserve what you get. Fuck HP in the ass with a big rubber dick.

Even the racist assholes who worshipped him probably cringed or giggled when they first saw it.

Worse, Hulu advertises the fucking show I’m currently watching.

Shit, that’s hillarious. I could see someone doing a whole YT channel of sober me vs. drunk me arguements. Way better than “WaTcH tHiS (insert demograhic) pErSoN lIsTeN tO Led Zeppelin FoR tHe FiRsT TiMe”.

Good thing too; the peppermint patty market is so oversaturated no one will ever guess what brand it is.

Do you know how much garlic bread I can make for $5? A bunch, and fucking good too!

The lowest dollar amount on Jeopardy! is $200 now and Alex Trebek has been dead since 2020, but yeah, I think so. Have an updoot.

Like n-word moments from The Boondocks, but on the internet. Far less chance of being shot, but definitely not zero.

In an art appreciation sub (I think it was r/museum) some jackhole said they liked a Van Gogh painting because “it had colors resembling the Ukrainian flag”. I caught a third strike for saying “Fuck Ukraine”. When I explained to the mod that it was because i was sick of political bullshit creeping into everything, and the painting in question was painted 100 years before Ukraine was even a country, he rescinded the ban, but it didn’t matter, it was my third strike on Reddit. I even got a cute little hammer emoji. Yeah, fuck Reddit.

Is that you, Hank Hill?