They’re getting in line and showing what side they’re on, and they’re doing it fast. Bezos just got the jump on it.

They’re on the side of letting fascism steamroll the underclass as long as they can get theirs before the house of cards crumbles.

Good news everyone! There’s actually been a massive helium reserve that has been discovered!

Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner… it’s a sailboat.

Nor will the legal system take responsibility for not doing anything about Trump before he pardoned himself.

Nor will the Democrats take any responsibility when Trump steamrolls over their constituents.

Oh no, I don’t have any grapes.

Ducks > Chickens

For real.

Grad Student: “So is the cat inside the box alive or dead?”

Scientist: “For God’s sake let’s just say it’s both and call it a day, I’m off to the pub for a drink.”

Meanwhile, quantum physicists: “Well, you actually change the outcome by measuring it.”

Where we’re going, we need far more than just luck.

Thanks for the well-wishing, though.

Under the wrist?

You can see her thumb connecting to the top of the wrist in left photo.

She’s holding her arm out straight, then pointing her hand straight down from the wrist and splaying her fingers out.

Source: dicking around on my phone trying to recreate it.

You guys really embarrassed me in front of Howie!

Most election data comes from the Associated Press, but I don’t see a place to purchase API access, may only be available to news orgs.

https://developer.ap.org/ap-elections-api/

A reddit poster had some JSONs from New York Times four years ago for 2020 but I’m not sure if you can make them work for 2024.

https://old.reddit.com/r/rstats/comments/jo1yuw/us_election_results_api/gmnxfz3/

As a Rashida aficionado, I am very familiar with Quincy Jones.

That’s clearly a Yellow Critter from Smile Pals.

Just missing his bestie, Purple Critter.

Ages 3+

How many licks does it take to discover Dr. Pepper’s gender?

The world may never know.

sudo apt-get install intel-media-va-driver-non-free

Video will still be clunky but less clunky.

EDIT: I’m so happy.

make crackers

Whew, for a minute there I didn’t have a mouth and I needed to scream.

Thanks again, apt-get