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Me checking my plants everyday for first signs of tomatoes.

I don’t get why its bad to say that/why people would take it the wrong way?

Someone I know just got their teeth checked, first time in four years. The dentist was surprised at how clean and upkept their teeth were. They asked if he flossed his teeth and he said he has never done it in his life. They still shamed him.

Gotta recover that fiber.

Or “dude I’ve been here since the 3-day no-poop challenge”!

She wasn’t trying to escape here though, right? I know that at one point she tried to grab a piece of his skull that was flying away.

The irony that it’s happening to him now.

Great. Taste of his own medicine.