The crystals are integral!

Pickled Greetings

So what does “Helvetica” mean?

BRB driving to IKEA with a scraper

Yes, those are the media to which they are referring.

They’re right to put words in my mouth? Fuck on off with them.

Gotta hit that Ballmer peak.

https://988lifeline.org/

Man, AI sucks.

Which one am I

Every time you SIGKILL, a poorly-drawn penguin dies!

I always go straight for the SIGKILL

It reminds me of childhood. I’m gagging just thinking about it.

Yeah, let’s move on and interview the next candidate.

No, emacs is superior

Christ, Jesus H.

I wish I could :q! you

Oh, the irony.

No, that’s the recipe for apple pie.

Nano has had syntax highlighting for quite a while.

Its keybindings also make sense if your brain is still stuck in the '90s. If not, they’re literally printed at the bottom of the terminal.

If I need plugins, I’m not gonna be fucking around with a terminal text editor.

What are these “other little things?” Certainly not “probably already installed on your system.”