If you think you’re being super dismissive with the ‘not worth my time to read’ bit, you should it’s now well into being an overused Internet trope that makes one look childish and lazy.

TFW you’re snogging him and you realize it’s one degree away from geriatric cunnilingus.

The penis and scrotum are encased in a thin layer of smooth muscle called the dartos fascia. It’s what causes the foreskin to close at end and the scrotum to wrinkle up when cold instead of just hanging like an empty sack when the testicles retract for warmth.

Damn, you sure showed them! Got any other galaxy brain zingers in there, Megamind?

Obviously. His hat is the wrong color.

Recent US election results don’t contradict the assertion.

In this thread: I don’t like this article and it’s stupid. I can’t tell you why, but it is, and anyone that disagrees with me is stupid too.

QED

Oof. Way to embody your slur of choice.

I think your joke whooshed way over some heads.

More people gently creep into dementia every day.

Your contributions are greatly appreciated, so keep yapping!

He’s everyone’s favorite stupid commie, thank you very much.

You’re also not stupid at all. I often wonder if you’re actually four people. If you’re not, props for being that good.

Someone really hates Barney.

That worm really changes the meaning of “fuck the earth”.

If you’re old as shit, then I’m older than shit, but I’m not old so you’re not old either.

My friend bought what he thought was 16GB ddr5 for $50, but turned out to be 10 sets for $500. Now they’re selling for about $250 each. Everything is insane!

I’d rather cut Sam Altman’s hands off and use them to beat him to death while screaming “stop hitting yourself, Sam! Stop hitting yourself!”

Wild NECKBEARD appeared!

Go! OBVIOUS JOKE!

Enemy NECKBEARD used PEDANTRY!

It’s not very effective …

OBVIOUS JOKE used HUMOR!

Enemy NECKBEARD fainted!

If he was cremated, he’s black now.