More people gently creep into dementia every day.

Your contributions are greatly appreciated, so keep yapping!

He’s everyone’s favorite stupid commie, thank you very much.

You’re also not stupid at all. I often wonder if you’re actually four people. If you’re not, props for being that good.

Someone really hates Barney.

That worm really changes the meaning of “fuck the earth”.

If you’re old as shit, then I’m older than shit, but I’m not old so you’re not old either.

My friend bought what he thought was 16GB ddr5 for $50, but turned out to be 10 sets for $500. Now they’re selling for about $250 each. Everything is insane!

I’d rather cut Sam Altman’s hands off and use them to beat him to death while screaming “stop hitting yourself, Sam! Stop hitting yourself!”

Wild NECKBEARD appeared!

Go! OBVIOUS JOKE!

Enemy NECKBEARD used PEDANTRY!

It’s not very effective …

OBVIOUS JOKE used HUMOR!

Enemy NECKBEARD fainted!

If he was cremated, he’s black now.

I’ve known a few, the type that traded up on their wives like cars as they got older. All of them were c suite execs.

LOL true! I figured the im was an intentional detail for additional insufferability.

American confirmed.

Cliché but: user name checks out.

I worry that fruit might soon be a little too ripe for p-bear. Then it’ll be time for hebehippo or even epheboelephant.

You can see all three at the Bronx Zoo’s new exhibit, Sexual Predators of the RNC, made possible by a gracious donation from Fox News’ own Megyn Kelly. Free admission and a picture with Jepstein the Closed Door Cuddles Clown for girls under 12!

I’m being facetious: it would actually work, but it’s a stupid idea. Forgot the /s.

Cocaine is your friend here, good sir.

Bench Appearo is similarly another grifter that uses misinformation to sow discord and strife, then profits from it.

Ja, I shopped it so it was closer to normal.

Ergo, Charlie Kirk was a lie-brul Demonrat.