I can’t be an incel I get laid.

No slicing just strategic tucking.

Fuck that bitch.

You’ve never organized shit for a classy picture?

My vagina after a good night.

So you’re the bitch that people say is classier than me.

It’s snow.

Creampies

I don’t even want to know their names.

I’m looking for dick not a pussy.

If you’re good at something why do it for free?

Some dick or some good blow I’d be happy either way.

Wdym?

Probably couldn’t get away from his wife.

No i want more vodka first.

Makes me feel loved and useful.

A little happy twinkie.