TinyPizza

The pizza as medicine makes it too real.

I recognize those dead, glazed over eyes! They look like mine. Oh…

Oy’ you one of them blinders?

When life gives you especially cute doggos, you keep them good floofers. That dogs looking at you, asking with their eyes “you’re seeing this right? This is all the time for me. If I take a nap I will dies.”

So much stress in that poor adorable face.

“The greatest trick the devil ever played was making man believe he doesn’t exist”

Those seagulls remember… and they’ll have their revenge for that hot dog bun you scared them off in 04’. tick tok

Finally! The future I’ve been waiting a lifetime for has finally arrived :D

more facts please.
Also how do I redeem my Stroganoff Platinum Perks Points? I called the help line and it was just recipes and locations close to me that serve beef stroganoff. Are the points transferable? I have a friend now and might want to give them as a gift.

Got any illicit beef stoganoff facts?

bleach will oxidize the entire engine and seize it after several miles. No turning back from bleach.

Step 1. Poop in a bag.
Step 2. Grab the bag from the bottom and pull it inside out so it’s now acting as a poop glove.
Step 3. Shove the poop under their door handle and then use the bag to wipe excess visible poop away.

They might not know it’s because of their boot licking but they sure as hell will start thinking about things a little more.

Thanks for the recommendation. Just downloaded (just in case) and I’ve gotta say, I might like this enough to switch out even if they don’t mess with my browser player.

Try to step away from your bias here and look at what you’ve written objectively, as if you’re reading someone else’s writing. Does that person seem rational and logical or does it seem like they’ve jumped to conclusions? Set that aside and ask yourself, besides this are there things in your life that are bothering you that you’d like help with? As suggested elsewhere, this may be an excellent time to consider therapy and focus on some self care.

Maybe a big asteroid will hit the planet soon and we can all just call it a wrap. Almost feels like it would be a small comfort to go out in the style of a 90’s action thriller apocalypse. Apologies for being doomy, but Christ, everyone everywhere just fucking sucks. Thanks for sharing this, I’m not sure I would have let myself believe it existed otherwise.

The two are different. My mother and the mother of my childhood best friend are some of the kindest people I’ve ever known. In the past 5 years I’ve discovered they support putting people in cages, selective human rights, and general Q adjacent beliefs that came from nowhere that I could see. They both are religious, not hardcore orthodox by any means, but both are indoctrinated weekly and it has changed them fundamentally. They’re still extremely kind and generous but don’t mistake that they would absolutely agree with a religious based government and whatever killings it deems necessary.

A decade ago I would have bet a million dollars I’d never hear those things from either of them. You’re right, they aren’t nazis. They’re Christofascists.

I’ve been here a month and have to agree. This feels like the most troll post I’ve seen, but is closely followed by similar ones asking the Fediverse to be more palatable to “normies.”

nailed it

wouldn’t Elon be the “cuck” in this scenario, as Mark is taking what was his as he watches intensely?

The only thing separating this country from chaos in the streets are the elite men and women of our fiber forces.

I would pay all the money to go to goth IHOP.

Jake Busey? Yeah, it’s the Busey teeth.