Real life is fucking depressing

I could live without skittles, honestly.

I like the one “Shit stains in the toilet bowl. Will piss them off later”

The first is never get in a land war with Asia

…Ooooooh

Demimagnate is pretty funny

Men liking pictures of beautiful women is not weird. I think it’s weirder that our economic system incentivizes selling empty sexuality and even emptier engagement from consumers of it.

Thats a lot of bean

Shrek Memes are so hot right now.

Gone and forgotten

What about people who lean in closer to the screen as the action intensifies?

Its a reference to the guy who tried to shoot reagan cause he was obsessed with Jodie Foster.

Those fucks.

I believe this as well, no cap

It gets less fun for me every iteration. Cant say im excited for Civ 7

Proteins and starch interact with heat differently? Crazy world bruh.

Sadly not real. I would totally eat this. Smokey, spicy, and sweet go together pretty well. Its not “seafood seasoning” you plebe; it goes on everything.

I prefer the fudge-covered kind on Christmas, if you know what I mean

It never went away, just the degree of desperation has changed

…the fuck?