Amazing

I hate nylocks. They are such a bitch to work with in my experience

Back when Disney movies were gut punches

Airborne seafood.

Cat just batted him around a few times in the air first, before chowing down on a leg.

Non-stop nut November

I’m doing my part!

I actually agree, but I didn’t when I was a kid

Good friend of mine for a bit of fibre stuck in there from the Q tip, it got infected and blew her ear drum…

That was a wonderful rabbit hole

I figured, but still

I haven’t even finished reading this and I’m saving it as pasta. The fact you put this much effort into a shitpost is amazing.

Edit: this is legitimately well written to boot. Amazing job @fossilesque@mander.xyz

So it’s value is essentially zero?

They can do it better than I can at 7 am. I just sit there and drool looking at my screen

Lazy

Bop it

Melt it.

Wait…

I see why he’s smiling

Running out of time in general.

Hahaha holy shit, some of them are way the fuck out there