Mickey Moses spent 40 days and 40 nights on a steam boat until they finally found land.

That’s a good metaphor! I’m not sure about the rock though, throwing a rock into a complicated machine doesn’t seem like the best idea. I’d consider replacing it with oil, where it needs to cover the gears at the top first before it can drip down.

But you compared it to other planes, not to cars. Please leave the goal posts were they are.

Scholly D - Gucci Time (1986)

Also, I live in the US,

The first paragraph made that clear.

Collectively know as the four humors.

Acknowledging the causes for crime isn’t defending criminals. You will not be able to condemn these effects away.

But you’re not talking about that, you’re mocking an individual for being religious.

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TL;DR: OP didn’t know that winter isn’t everywhere at the same time.

me happy about the cold winter, happy earth can cool down for a moment

Am I missing something here or is OP not aware that winter isn’t everywhere at the same time, and that tropical regions don’t follow these “classical” (for lack of a better term) seasons at all?

Obviously climate change is bad and all that, but the upper caption makes no sense.

And not just any reddit, but 2010 reddit – in both the best and the worst ways.

Clearly nuclear is the future!

I know phones cost money but when they lock you in a shitty contract for 2 or even 4 years, is it even worth it.

In the EU, mobile phone contracts have been limited to 24 months since 2011.

As much as English speakers call each other “male sibling” or “canine”.

Technically correct, but no one makes that association in everyday language.

Which is kinda unfortunate. Mich_iel would’ve been much more on brand.

That’s the whole point of going to a restaurant. >So you can convince yourself that the food is somewhat healthy, without seeing all the salt, sugar and fat they put in it.

I thought the point of going to a reastaurant was eating tasty food. No one’s lying to themselves about reastaurant food being healthy.

May a capella sink with it.

Sssshhh. Let it sink.

I think you underestimate how much salt that is.