Orderlies don’t count. It’s like being on vacation.

They do fuck pretty good. It’s like holding a tiger by the tail. In one instance the tiger is sure to like it. Right?

Ok. I can understand that.

Partner freaks out if is sweaty from work out. Could not care at all.

You have done some good diplomacy this day.

Dear foot freaks,

Why?

• signed

A healthy (judgmental) degenerate

I help elderly with their technology. A coworker does outreach for community events. We would both rather choke on a revolver than do the others job.

This is my dunderhead comparison. Look mom I’m like the science people in the meme

Yep.

I want to look like a question mark specifically to fuck with people who think it’s their business.

Mind your own shit. People are so nosy. That David bowie interview when he gets almost livid with the guy for asking is my favorite. Such an invasive culture.

I didn’t see this at Baskin Robbins. They did have “fake girl fart-box” though.

I thought peach fucked him with the stiletto heel at first.

Context clues.

The lamp and moth have better chemistry.

Bobby Baccala has seen better days

That’s horse people.

The janitor/maintenance man

KEEP GOING IM GONNA TURN INTO DUST

Im having the skin walker bring this book. Will ask it politely to wait while I unwrap it.

BOOOOYAH

You mean the sky rats??? Fuck em. Get em Brit bong

Thx qt pi

Drop that Amazon link bb

Nah that’s gay

TFW