Tik Tok challenges are really going to another level.

This is why I haven’t gone to the movies in many years. Add in the people who just can’t keep off their phones for 2 whole hours (or put them on silent) and that convinced me to invest in higher quality home entertainment.

WWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY!?!

Good, you got the multi-Franks. People couldn’t handle your lone dog last time. They felt they got the shaft. Am I right? Am I right?

But man, is it a frank.

So everyone in hell is ripped?

Nah, just Ed sheering

Now do Ed-209 sheering a sheep

That’s nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.

Drink water or get slapped?

You did it!

That looks good, can I have some?

The chrome off a trailer hitch

I think if we all try, we can collectively forget all about it again.

They also do spyware. They just renamed it “AI.”

But the yellow is just so much more sophisticated…

I thought he bought a box of vomit for 4 bucks. What you said seems to make a lot more sense.

Thank you for keeping the lights on.

Sounds like true love to me

That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.