Well, look, I tested pretty much everything that does not make me want to get a rope. I know what I like, I even [REDACTED] someone else, making them very happy.

And yes, maybe people just secretly like maws, but do the other stuff by mistake.

The joke is that there was a 3rd you missed, but apparently, there was a misscommunication.

*4th.

I disagree, we need a big war to end all wars. Everyone else vs progressives, to settle things once and for all.

I know what it is! I’m just surprised (and being obtuse on purpose).

I mastered vore.

I have this great idea to breed perfect humans…

/s please no lynch.

Nah, don’t believe it, it’s just a rumor. People are brought by storks.

Sex is a myth, continue on, citizen.

Excuse me…a WHAT.

Why should they?

Username def checks out.

Wow, ok, that’s spot on! Good…Belly?

I don’t have much that my clueless 18 year old self could use. “Brother has Aspergers”, maybe to shortsell a company stock at a certain date, or tge government employment program link, which would be a bad idea (I would speedrun losing a job and confidence).

So the first one (no money for stocks, parents that won’t listen).

Honestly, can a human ever be worth as much as a cat? Humans are just inherently inferior.

I would! I want to try that shit.

Yeah, a species tends to hate it’s own members the mist I noticed. Like, cats and dogs hate their own species, but cuddle up to humans.

We have other reasons to avoid cuddling humans, like people just assume there must be something sexual about it.

A bunch of times I felt like just cuddling grown ass humans anyway.

The dog in question:

You filled me with full terror for a moment, you monster!

Now if you aren’t real life Astolfo, you are looked at really badly. Or dad bod, no inbetween.

I’d just have sold it for scrap.

Normally I’d just say get sterilized, but we need more crazy people here.