Ohh I know

My two year old likes big trucks, it hurts my soul to act excited when we see one.

You were gifted with a monkeys paw smarter than most people but not smart enough to do anything great so you got stuck around the people you were smarter than to watch them struggle at the self checkout

Only reason I ever get a frosty

Digging a big hole in the sand = fun. Digging a hike in hard root riddled dirt = $20+ an hour

It’s a user interface. Users are fucking stupid this the interface needs to be fucking stupid. When you have to put that much in to stop stupid the interface suffers.

Top left should be a clown, source I’m a developer.

I’ve only had this happen one time. I didn’t enter my time in our time tracker on time over 90 times in a year. We have till 1 the following day before we get a ding for it. Pretty deserved chat. I had already had a chat with my bosses boss before the meeting with HR and my boss so I was expecting it.

My boss also had to get the same chat, and I think his boss did too.

It’s now more appropriately the fry basket state

Mint user here can confirm.

Ubuntu - RHEL - Fedora - Arch

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I shaved my head clean, I’m pretty luckly I’ve got a great head shape for a bicked head. Unfortunately I did it just to see and I have a really full head of hair at 42. I’ll never get to share my beautiful bald head with the world.

He said Latin not lying

Coming in last was better than coming in second 😔

Didn’t he stick his cousins dick

Not real people and their skin color has nothing to do with the story. Biopics about black people generally have to do with their struggles as a black person so having a white person play them is wrong and dilutes the value of that person’s story because a white person doesn’t have the same adversities.

I had to start paying my rent by check again landlord trying to dodge taxes by cashing checks instead of depositing them.

You’re confusing gen-x and millinials

No but I’ve done construction plumbing, and have had cleaner looking work that gets hidden behind walls. I’m sure the plans didn’t call for the angle to be messed up so they didn’t align and have mismatched sections.