He started off planning to recruit you for a $225k a year job working on logistics software, then he checked your GitHub and the offer is what it is.

Add another circle for autism

Def not cast iron, cast iron is used for waste pipes and it’s brittle you could never get threads on cast iron. It’s actually steel even if we call it black iron. A lot of newer houses will run solid pipe from the main to a central location and build a manifold with corrugated steal (flexible pipes) run to the terminal points.

That’s a book for PHP devs

I’ve never met a wall that has told me they don’t like IPAs

As a person who likes IPAs and one of the things in the corner this meme is silly.

Import it into access(Satan whispers quietly into you ear)

7 months, crawling and standing they can’t be left alone for more than a few seconds or they will pull themselves up and fall.

Nope, no tv, no phone, no tablet

I do have a young child, and where does op state they are a single parent. Yes throwing screens in front of kids is the easiest way for you to ignore them and do what you have to do, but it’s not recommended and it’s bad for their development.

Your poor kid

Well maybe don’t post about how your kid crys when they can’t watch TV. And maybe you should have solicited advice from your pediatrician.

Have you tried reading to your kid instead

I wrote a rule engine for processing data called ORE - ORE Rule Engine I wanted to call it Odoyle Rules Engine. It had a QueryTracker, that had a RulesAppliedQueue aka a QT with a RAQ. This is what happens when you have 4 friends from college working in a 4 pack office.

This belongs on sad cringe

Was going to give my daughter the middle name Ada until my best friend for 20+ years pointed out Jenny Ate A Dick or if she was heavier food items Jenny is not my daughter’s name but used for an example.

Tbh I still wanted to use it but my wife said no. I also lost the battle for Grace, and Marie. I gave up and let her pick the middle name in the delivery room all hopped up on hormones. I’m pretty sure she regrets the choice since we have never mentioned her middle name in 6 months.

The Israeli government is fucking up bad, and I feel horrible for the citizens of Gaza, but turning around and doing the same things to Israel isn’t right either.

This was my fb post when the election was called in 2016

I like my landlord but the only tip I’d give him is to maybe drink a bit less and quit smoking.

A cheaper car would’ve worked.

You’re paying over 18k more for the car with interest over the life of the loan while it will be losing half its value.