Bullshit.
Take Christ out of Christmas and you get Yule. A far older tradition, with a big feast, gifts & offerings, yule-trees, lots of candles (or bonfires and torches or whatever), probably getting drunk, and a lot of hygge/cozy good times.
All the Christianity stuff in Christmas is just layered on top of the glorious solstice celebrations. The only thing I’d miss if I were to strip any Christian stuff from Christmas, is a couple banger Xmas songs & hymns.
I like to call them floozies
It’s kinda itchy, but modern glass-wool might irritate your skin and lungs, but afaik there aren’t any know health risks in handling it.
They are mostly tricksters. As long as you don’t piss them off, you have nothing to worry about.
Nah, that would be silly.
God is more like a platypus. No nipples or bellybutton (but could surely produce milk if they felt like it), venomous, and hatched from an egg.
Dang, that’s much bigger than I expected! Good to know though, thanks!
Dang, that’s much bigger than I expected!
What the duck is that beak, possibly of some kind of soft tissue, above the tongue??
Specifically choose our microwave because it can be muted. No unnecessary beeping or jingle is so much better.