Go drunk OP, you’re home.
Go drunk OP, you’re home.
“Better to have a mermaid in your hair than crabs in your bikini bottom.”
-Ancient Proverb or something, idk.
If you meet a girl who also likes farming, you should do something sexy to a tractor
Congratulations! You’ve discovered generalized anxiety.
“Water me, asshole”
-Sent from my iPhone