The little, plastic gnomes of coloration
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Celsius is percentage boiling.
This all being said I don’t think even the managers aim to become more evil and more terrible as their goal.
Of course, most managers’ goal is not to become more evil and more terrible. Their goal is to attain more money and power. Becoming more evil and more terrible is simply the means toward those ends.
The people working on the software might not, but the pointy headed managers obviously are reaching for it, and in the end the people working on the software’s opinions don’t matter in the least.
Look man I know what Agile is, and I can guarantee fucking Halliburton is not amongst the most Agile companies in software. I’ve worked for government contractors (not defense contractors, sorry, I like my soul right where it is) and they all claim to follow Agile methodologies and do everything but.
However, even if they were very “Agile”, why the fuck would you plaster their logo on your homepage as if it’s a great thing that they’re using your software?
The company that makes this software is dying to become more evil and/or more terrible than even Atlassian, and I would very much not bother investing my time to learn the nuances of their begging to be acquired by Satan products.
Wanted to look at Taiga a bit and then saw this:

That’s a no for me, dawg.
EDIT: Nah the downvoters are right, Halliburton is one of the “most agile” companies in the world, and has a stellar reputation I should flaunt on my homepage /s
The paradox of tolerance in a single frame cartoon
The first season of this show (13 reasons why) was somewhat palatable and was at times maybe even an okay show. The following seasons descended into some of the best hate watching, career destroying garbage you’ve ever seen, if you’re into that kind of thing.
Fresh off of reading Either/Or and it’s clear to me that all Nazis and Nazi adjacent dumb fucks are aesthetes. Enjoy the ironic handle.
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Linux@lemmy.world•Why do servers and supercomputers primarily run on Linux and not on some Microsoft/Apple/Google/Amazon OS?English
211·1 个月前Because they have to work
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My culture also loves music, dancing and telling stories
1·2 个月前OP is from a country full of models.
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•I can't believe they made a whole movie about this in 2004.
6·2 个月前you want to get eat to bite?
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Whatever happened to the days when shit just...worked?English
13·2 个月前We moved fast and broke things.
Nobody came back later and fixed things. We were too busy breaking other things.
Dude, bash is a whole language.
I’ve been using shells for over twenty years and I still pick up new tricks.
But come on, everyone has to do mail merge on a daily basis! /s
I took a single-semester Linux course and had the terminal down pat.
And this is where I stop reading.
EDIT: Seriously guys, this statement reminds me of when the little girl in the original Jurassic Park is like “this is unix, I know this” and then starts flying around the park virtually using “Unix” 3D style.
Last year, I was trying (and failing) to explain the basics of a file system to a designer that was designing a web app version of a fucking file system.


The Republican party is not a monolith guys, it’s made up of several distinct groups such as child rapists and child rapist enablers.