Because they have to work

OP is from a country full of models.

you want to get eat to bite?

We moved fast and broke things.

Nobody came back later and fixed things. We were too busy breaking other things.

Fucking shop app

Dude, bash is a whole language.

I’ve been using shells for over twenty years and I still pick up new tricks.

But come on, everyone has to do mail merge on a daily basis! /s

I took a single-semester Linux course and had the terminal down pat.

And this is where I stop reading.

EDIT: Seriously guys, this statement reminds me of when the little girl in the original Jurassic Park is like “this is unix, I know this” and then starts flying around the park virtually using “Unix” 3D style.

Last year, I was trying (and failing) to explain the basics of a file system to a designer that was designing a web app version of a fucking file system.

Woke SAMs

Finally a real crap out

Sorry about your sisters dog, that’s heartbreaking.

Not my sister’s dog, my dog’s sister / littermate but yeah still not great.

Yes, just like most things you vaccinate against it’s possible to have a breakthrough infection, but the immune system is still more equipped to fight it after vaccination.

This guy just didn’t vaccinate her at all. Vaccination can be the difference between having a breakthrough infection and getting better in a couple of weeks and dying from or being permanently disabled by a disease.

My dog’s sister died at age two or three because the owner didn’t vaccinate her. I think she died of kennel cough.

I learned this true fact from watching Barry.

It reminds me of the quote, “if I had more time I would have written you a shorter letter”. Terse code is often better, because it is often developed using a process that only adds necessary things or was created by trial and error during the development process that isn’t included in the final output.

Lengthy code is often written because a person coded their misunderstandings, their ambiguities about the problem space, and their early failures at solving the problem into the code.

With emojis in it for extra flair!

My Linux systems are all pretty RAM rich and almost never even touch swap.

J-Lo

Dude, Windows swaps like it’s its job.

The job of swap is to be used after the RAM is full or is about to be full. It’s not to be used instead of the RAM.

I bet SSDs were a huge freaking performance boost for Windows generally speaking because of the way it swaps.

Lol, I remember power toys from freaking tucows.com (it used to be a software repository of sorts) in the nineties.

Windows and power toys, two relics from the ICQ age.