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I was visiting Ukraine for work for about a month. Me and my coworker found ourselves at a country bar… Bit weird. We were wasted. Dudes have ar 15s out front as bouncers. Too many drinks led to a five alarm fire in my bowels. The weird fish early on didn’t help I’m sure. Found a stall just in time. Unload. No toilet paper. I wiped with the local currency. I’m so ashamed to this day. This was around 2019. I’m a shit american.

Unholy Confessions In My Ass

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I was a manager. It made me a bastard. I went back to coding.

Where I’m from smoke follows beauty. Americans are pretty vain.

We don’t speak of the war.

In the immortal words of NOFX clams have feelings too.

Welp time to watch The Never Ending Story. Falcor 🫀

sudo apt-get purge java* good lord what a simple thing to avoid. I was pretty green at work during the time :(

But I love potato salad. It’s delicious.

Started with Gentoo. Early 2000’s. 24 painful install. Moved to fedora shortly after. Keep going back between Arch and Ubuntu over the years. It’s all so easy and accessible now.

I prefer dirty birds. PIGEONS

Amen

Coward

Same

Third

Lived in a home for just under 4 years. Moved out of state. Several months later I get a vicious call demanding 2700 dollars usd for damaged carpet and a “smell”. I was young and dumb at the time and didn’t think I had any recourse. Being thousands of miles away and the threat of legal crap at a young age is daughting. Fuck landlords. We are very clean people.

Your Safeway getting remodeled too? Why the F are the lunch meats crammed next to the lotions behind freezer doors that prevent people from passing if they’re open.

I’m 40. Minecraft is so good. I play harbored games mostly like Elite Dangerous and a ton of RTS or FPS games. Minecraft is different but it’s magic.

Puts on my robe and wizard’s hat.