Leeds Leeds Leeds!
I saw an opportunity for a Pulp Fiction quote and I took it. It did require a slight misreading of your comment, granted.
Just because you are a character doesn’t mean you have character.
I couldn’t ever see anything but egg! Fee didn’t occur to me.
Are they also paying $57 for a service egg?
That’s not a mug, that’s a teacup.
I feel like you’re overestimating your ability to subtly shit yourself.